Recreating Soopy-kun's worst nightmare

Meat-sempai Cosplay! ..(well kinda)



Plan A:

• Step 1: Buy a Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. $99.95

Plan B
(aka. Japanese pop/sub culture has made us poor):

• Step 1: Buy 12 sets of Band-Aids choosing from Bacon Strips, Beef, and Bacon&Eggs = $59.40


• Step 2: Finely Grind up 4 sets of Bacon Flavored Mints and mix into a thin paste. $19.80
  (Not enough? Mix in some meat tenderizer too!)


• Step 3: Strip down and strategically Apply Band-Aids and Meat Paste to Body. ^_^;


• Optional: Meat Shower Curtain cape! (Requires a Meat Adhesive Patch to hold it on)


• Optional: Beef up the Aroma! Hang a few Corn Dog and Bacon Air Fresheners from your neck and various appendages.

Once in costume, take a road trip to the Local Zoo and run wild!
Or maybe say hello to the cast of Honey & Clover?

Try Twister in the Lion's den using the 'What Would Bacon Do' spin folder. Or maybe Convert them to Christianity like the Taipei Zoo Man.

Also, why not blast this song: (click the play button)

(ok, it fits well, but don't listen past the first 10 bacons, its not that great)

I saw the Tuxedo and couldn't resist a quick joke.
I just hope I don't dream of Jin Roh tonight. >_<