Randomness - Hot Doggie Action!

If you didn't catch this, its back:

Straight from Japan, and hotter then the i-buz. These puppies haul ass!

Desktops! Laptops! Major Kusanagis!... nothings safe or sacred when it comes to these cute little woof-woofs.

Guarantee: They wont stop till' your power dies or you rip them away!

"Watch! how it tears up your USB ports!"
Click here to see them in action!
(press the button to start after buffering)

Video Now available in HD!
(Its not worth the bandwidth, nor the time but its HD!)


Accessories?

What accessories dose this little pup have to offer?
Plenty, but today’s special includes the most popular 'toy'.

Potential customers have asked:

There’s no doubt these pups sport hefty interfaces, but are they 'too much'?

Don't you worry! I assure you... size won't stop their rampage! Strapped with one of these babies even your portable devices aren't safe!




Here’s an image from our photo shoot:

(Due to the graphic nature of the images we are not able to show our pups in action.)


Sporting a 30U1-0X300 this pup is now ready for some action!


Satisfaction?

Not only will your Major Kusanagi be pleased...

OS-tans love em' .. but don't give it to ME-tan unsupervised or after midnight .. she finds them too cute for her own good! >_<

The only complaint from customers has been:

I'm confused... Does this belongs in /c? /d? Or is this b345ti4lity too much?

One thing is for sure.. we have yet to have someone ask "Is this loli?" -_-


Buy one now! Japanese Site (Cute) (Import Site)
(30U1-0X300 sold separately)

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I was working on some other things but this got me sidetracked.
Yes, I realize half that stuff should be left out, but after typing it all it feels a waste to remove it.