Randomness - Bukakkenator
ROFL
So, I'm online.. minding my own business. You know, keeping up with the real world and all.
Guess what I've run across?
An amazing Supper Soaker product!
Disgust and violate your friends!
Discharge 10oz of 'Bio-ooze' up to 20ft!
And if that doesn't make you feel inadequate...
Check out theses awesome action shots!
But don't take my word for it...
Heres Hasbro's advertisement.
Courtesy of YouTube - The Oozinator
( 'Major pumping required'! ^_^; )
Now I know every one is dying to ask...
With rampant thoughts running wild:
Well, look no further. Hasboro can fulfill your needs!
Limited Supply! Don't miss this deal!
Don't forget to buy extra cartridges!
Anyone want to help distribute 'special' cartridges on the black market?
Maybe a special 'Do it yourself' Refillable cartridge kit? ;)
Not sure if you'll be satisfied with this little tool...
Well, if in doubt check out the amazing customer feedback
~!!BUY ONE TODAY!!~
So, I'm online.. minding my own business. You know, keeping up with the real world and all.
Guess what I've run across?
An amazing Supper Soaker product!
Disgust and violate your friends!
Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze!
Discharge 10oz of 'Bio-ooze' up to 20ft!
With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!
And if that doesn't make you feel inadequate...
Check out theses awesome action shots!
But don't take my word for it...
Heres Hasbro's advertisement.
Courtesy of YouTube - The Oozinator
( 'Major pumping required'! ^_^; )
Now I know every one is dying to ask...
With rampant thoughts running wild:
- Is it nontoxic? >_<
- Where do I Buy me one? I ~MUST~ have one of these!
- I have several uses for this baby!
- This would make an awesome Christmas gift!
- Did hasbro release any ads targeting a female audience?
- Is this right for my daughter? o_O
Well, look no further. Hasboro can fulfill your needs!
Limited Supply! Don't miss this deal!
Don't forget to buy extra cartridges!
Anyone want to help distribute 'special' cartridges on the black market?
Maybe a special 'Do it yourself' Refillable cartridge kit? ;)
Not sure if you'll be satisfied with this little tool...
Well, if in doubt check out the amazing customer feedback
A Kid's Review
I used to get bored all of the time. One day I was just sitting around watching TV and saw this new ooze gun. Well I had my big brother buy it for me and now I never get bored!!! I just run around all day oozing stuff. I ooze everything with my oozinator! I have oozed my little sister, my bed, my computer screen, my dads magazines (don't tell him!), and even my dog. I LOVE IT! Thank you oozinator
~!!BUY ONE TODAY!!~
Labels: randomness
1 Comments:
i saw the oozinator and refills the other day at target
it made me feel...insufficient
*insert evil laugh*
By soopy-kun, at 9:13 PM
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