lol north korea
Iulus Kekule: But the closely-watched Taepodong-2 missile, which some analysts say is capable of hitting the western United States, failed after about 40 seconds and landed in the sea about 200 miles (321 kilometers) west of Japan, U.S. officials said.
Blood Elf 85: why yes, it is a taepodong, which in chinese, means "kind of penis"
Iulus Kekule: and as we all know
Iulus Kekule: Kim Jong Il's penis
Iulus Kekule: doesn't work so well
Blood Elf 85: why yes, it is a taepodong, which in chinese, means "kind of penis"
Iulus Kekule: and as we all know
Iulus Kekule: Kim Jong Il's penis
Iulus Kekule: doesn't work so well
posted by Anonymous at
9:32 AM
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Beware.. the /\/$4 is watching..
NSA Funding Collection of Data from Social Networking Sites.
(old news, but I found a reason to mention it, so I dug up the link from my scraps folder)
"What is ARDA? It stands for Advanced Research Development Activity. According to a report entitled Data Mining and Homeland Security, published by the Congressional Research Service in January, ARDA's role is to spend NSA money on research that can "solve some of the most critical problems facing the US intelligence community". Chief among ARDA's aims is to make sense of the massive amounts of data the NSA collects - some of its sources grow by around 4 million gigabytes a month."
http://tinyurl.com/jatw4
'Critical Problems' indeed...
By
Spider, at 6:51 PM
This article delivers:
JAPAN BREEDING ARMY OF GODZILLAS
"Japan has developed a terrifying new weapon of mass destruction: Giant Godzilla-type reptiles they plan to unleash on the United States to avenge the bombing of Hiroshima!"
...
The sheer aggressiveness of the amphibious carnivores -- which are capable of crossing the Pacific Ocean within 21 days -- is "absolutely terrifying," according to the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity.
"In secret tests, one of these creatures reportedly ripped apart a school of great white sharks as if they were minnows," he says.
The White House refuses to comment on the report. But a senior administration source confirms, "The president is weighing a preemptive strike on Japan."
Read the full article here:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/60455
(Now that’s the kinda’ stuff I wana’ see!)
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I'm on topic, honest:
(Not that great, but relevant.)
Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot
January 22, 2003
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27590
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Spider, at 9:22 PM
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